Drinks
JOCK CONNOR’S – Favorite Drinks
Nothing Could Be Finer Than Trying One Of These Delicious Beverages
Cudahy Spritzer
-Blatz
-Blackbear Lemon Lime Soda
mix in glass
Old Man Baltimore
-2 parts warm Thunderbird
-1 part Old Fashioned Mix
The Rabid Flamingo
blend Tequila Rose and beer w/ice
The Pride Of Dusseldorf
-boil apple juice, Kirschwasser, and pigs feet in a large kettle
-serve hot in a punch bowl
A Slippery Slope
-coat glass in olive oil
-fill with Vermouth
-add shot of Rum
The Eruption
-1 part Mountain Dew
-1 part Tequila
-1 pepperoncini
(drink quickly, bite pepper when done)
The Kitty Dukakis
-rubbing alcohol garnished w/cherry
The Makeout
-malt liquor
-Saki
-olive juice (splash)
-beef stick (optional)
Chillin’ On Shotgun Lane
-tall glass of Wild Irish Rose
-shot of Robitussin
-serve over ice
Crimean War
-Gin
-Vodka
-Champagne
-garnish w/lamb skewer
Fizzy Lifting Juice
-1 shot Champagne
-1 shot Jager
Waste Of A Guinness
-1 Guiness
-1 shot of Tequila
Suzanne Rejected Me
-grasp Bourbon and hot sauce in each hand.
-SLAM in alternating fashion until passing out.
The Fucking Bar Skank
-2 cans of Brass Monkey
-4 oz. Crown Royal
-1 banana split in half
Ridin’ The Greyhound
-McDonalds fruit punch
-add two shooters of cheap Vodka
The Out Of Work Window Washer
-1 part Pepto Bismol
-1 part Goldshlager
Frank Stalone
-rim glass w/garlic salt
-tall serving of Anisette
-splash of White Wine
(serve on the rocks)
Horseradish Jager Bomb
-1 dollop of horseradish in shot of Jagermeister
-drop into glass of Red Bull
-SLAM
Serbian Sunrise
-1 glass hot coffee
-1 shot of Vodka
-1 raw egg
The Howitzer
-drink half of large bottled beer
-pour cold Peppermint Schnapps into
remaining beer…SHAKE
-drink quickly, heave bottle into air
She’s Only Seventeen
-glass of Boone’s Farm “melon ball”
-1 oz. chilled Vodka
Jacque Rodriguez
-one part Absinthe
-one part margarita mix
-shake w/ice, strain into glass
Santa’s Little Helper
-1 part orange juice
-1 part Peppermint Schnapps
The Currency Exchange
-1 glass of Gin
-1 shot of Cisco Red
-1 shot of white wine
(serve cold)
Pork Bellies Done Me Wrong
-Alka Seltzer
-Scotch
The Peasant
-1 glass of Vodka
-dirt
That Which Doesn’t Kill Us
-half oz. each of the following… Red Wine, Saki, Everclear, grapefruit juice, tonic, Tabasco sauce.
-chill in freezer for 15 minutes before drinking.
Elitist Sleaze
-tall glass of Triple Sec
-1 scoop of cottage cheese
Desperate White Girl
-1 glass Pinot Noir
-1 shot of Gin
Butterscotch Gibson
-shake Butterscotch Schnapps and Vermouth w/ice, strain into martini glass
-garnish w/cocktail onions
A Georgia Temptation
-combine ice, sugar, light Rum, and chicken broth in a blender
Centurion Sword
-combine 2 oz. of Bacardi 151 w/lime and ice in a shaker
-strain into highball of tomato juice
Web Of Lies
-3/4 glass of Vanilla Schnapps
-2 oz. red wine
-twist of lemon
Sweet Jeremiah
-pour 1 oz. of Brandy and Danish Cherry Wine into glass of Manischewitz (serve cold)