Meet The Crew!
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Accomplished Child Rapist
We had been filming this charismatic gentleman for a feature length documentary entitled “In Deep With Mr. Saxophone“.
For some reason though, police raided our studio and confiscated every single tape we had shot… so that ended up being 2 years down the drain.
The ATTITUDE CITY Boyz- (click to play song)
confrontational speech writer
Drakna specializes in writing speeches for people who are so overcome with rage and general raw emotion, that they can’t think or speak clearly. His services have come in handy over the years. Some of his finest works are…
-Why Are You Trying To Fuck Me Out Of My Money?
-Why Did You Rub Shit In My Mother’s Hair At The Supermarket?
-You Better Stop Telling People How Small My Penis Is!
-You Have No Proof I Abducted Your Children!
-Stop Selling Me Guns That Have Already Been Used In Homicides!
-That Yachtsman Has Rabies, Don’t Believe His Lies!
—West Coast Representation—
-Watch Me Scream At My Niece’s Math Teacher
-Steaming Rot Pile Of Whore
-If You Protest The Government You Should Be Put To Death
-I Fucked Your Pretty Mother Tyler Paterson, Here Is The Footage
-In Deep With Mr. Saxophone (canceled 2010)
This guy is supposed to be some kind of great predictor, so far we’re not convinced. He recommended we film a series of chemotherapy patient pornos that have turned out to be a real money pit.
“I hope you’re enjoying the Broken Noses website. I’m a single male web designer, currently seeking that special someone for either short or long term intern position. Must be female between the age of 10-13, and have parents with busy work schedules. I enjoy computer programming, taxidermy, and midnight skinny dipping. If interested in position, email me your picture and home address so I can get you.”
HAIRY LIGHTNING & BABY D-BOY
-male modelsAvailable for hire through Scumbag Hunks Modeling Agency of Reno Nevada.
Also part of the Scumbag Hunks stable of talent. Photo appears courtesy of the Mexana medicated foot powder corporation for their billboard ad campaign in Santiago, Chile.
-slurred voice overs-
Ray-Ray The Hamsteak
“Havin’ the time of my life out here! These hombres called The Attitude City Boyz found me passed out in a truck stop bathroom in Mudshoe, Tennesse: and now I’m in the fast lanes of Laaaaaas Vegas.
Yesterday I saw a nigger fella wearing a golden hat that must have cost him a hunerd dollars! They don’t pay me nothin’, but I get all the rotgut whiskey and salt pork I can eat… and that’s just fine by me.”
THE GIBRALTARIAN BARBARIAN
rejected leading man
Some asshole died in our house and left his sauerkraut addicted father in the attic. If someone has a few cans of the stuff and could drop it off, that would be a big help. He starts howlin’ like a sonofabitch if even an hour passes without some.
Most people don’t realize, but fully 40% of our production company budget is funded by slip-n-fall lawsuits against various stores and corporations. The #1 perpetrator is this lovely lady here…