Meet The Crew!

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Schwep Saxophone

Accomplished Child Rapist

We had been filming this charismatic gentleman for a feature length documentary entitled “In Deep With Mr. Saxophone“.
For some reason though, police raided our studio and confiscated every single tape we had shot… so that ended up being 2 years down the drain.

The ATTITUDE CITY Boyz- (click to play song)

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-male models

Available for hire through The Scumbag Hunks Modeling Agency, of Reno NEVADA.

Photo and jingle appear courtesy of G. Heileman Brewing Co. and their “Blatz Party Across America” ad campaign.

DRAKNA VYCHKOFF

confrontational speech writer

Drakna specializes in writing speeches for people who are so overcome with rage and general raw emotion, that they can’t think or speak clearly. His services have come in handy over the years. Some of his finest works are…

-Why Are You Trying To Fuck Me Out Of My Money?

-Why Did You Rub Shit In My Mother’s Hair At The Supermarket?

-You Better Stop Telling People How Small My Penis Is!

-You Have No Proof I Abducted Your Children!

-Stop Selling Me Guns That Have Already Been Used In Homicides!

-That Yachtsman Has Rabies, Don’t Believe His Lies!

Ty Jammer

—West Coast Representation—

Proctor Coven

IRATE DOCUMENTARIAN

Filmography Includes:

-Watch Me Scream At My Niece’s Math Teacher

-Steaming Rot Pile Of Whore

-If You Protest The Government You Should Be Put To Death

-In Deep With Mr. Saxophone (canceled 2010)

THE HUM

Soothsayer/Business Consultant

This guy is supposed to be some kind of great predictor, so far we’re not convinced. He recommended we film a series of chemotherapy patient pornos that have turned out to be a real money pit.

GARY HORSE

-webmaster-
“I hope you’re enjoying the Broken Noses website. I’m a single male web designer, currently seeking that special someone for either short or long term intern position. Must be female between the age of 10-13, and have parents with busy work schedules. I enjoy computer programming, taxidermy, and midnight skinny dipping. If interested in position, email me your picture and home address so I can get you.”

HAIRY LIGHTNING &  BABY D-BOY

-male models

Available for hire through Scumbag Hunks Modeling Agency of Reno Nevada.

Dbaine Blake

male model
Also part of the Scumbag Hunks stable of talent. Photo appears courtesy of the Mexana medicated foot powder corporation for their billboard ad campaign in Santiago, Chile.

Jock Connor

-slurred voice overs-

Ray-Ray The Hamsteak

production laborer
“Havin’ the time of my life out here! These hombres called The Attitude City Boyz found me passed out in a truck stop bathroom in Mudshoe, Tennesse: and now I’m in the fast lanes of Laaaaaas Vegas.
Yesterday I saw a nigger fella wearing a golden hat that must have cost him a hunerd dollars! They don’t pay me nothin’, but I get all the rotgut whiskey and salt pork I can eat… and that’s just fine by me.”

THE GIBRALTARIAN BARBARIAN

rejected leading man

Ferocious Logan

DEBT COLLECTOR

MR. MEDLEY

Some asshole died in our house and left his sauerkraut addicted father in the attic. If someone has a few cans of the stuff and could drop it off, that would be a big help. He starts howlin’ like a sonofabitch if even an hour passes without some.

JACOB

CREUTFELD

-Actress Beater-

“Butter Toes”
Deedra Baines